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By Valérie Marzac

Be young, rich and attractive or don't be


 I strongly advise you to be young, attractive, rich and famous right now, or at least one of these, or else don't bother being. You might try existing instead, though it often implies crawling back in your corner, folding onto yourself. You might still prefer to strive for a BM.


Red roses for love, chocolate coz I’m sweet, a cyber kiss, candles to ignite dim lights shooting vaguely into the lower skies. Wake up by sunlight, tea for 2 on the pillows of your bubble gum dreams. Ladies first, so you say, and what colour is my underwear when I don’t wear any, honey? Ah, now let’s get serious. A diamond stone for my finger, an apron round my waist, Victoria’s Secret’s trick’s the gift, quick before my stomach starts showing off your load. My pink nails chip, your breath feels foul, I don’t get any sleep. The whole stale and artless design conceived for your lack of ideas and feelings.


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